Friday, May 16, 2008

BREAKING NEWS FROM CNN.....


The HARD ROCK in Tampa is preparing for the arrival of the BBC....travel arrangements handled by Marie Lovas.
Smith Brothers Security has been hired for crowd control.
Raymond James Investments forsees an increase in Hard Rock stock futures. Taters Smith works overtime to handle volume.
Cameras have been installed in her BBC SUITE and will be used for a new reality show on Fox Network. The suite has been decorated with beaufitul flowers by Beds By Booty,featuring white tulips grown by master grower Jake at Urban Growers from Pancake Town USA. Flowers were shipped in special ...delivered by ACE driver Bob Smith, with John Franks and Lenny along to assure the semi doesn't break down. BBC's hair will be styled by Frank from Classic Cuts, known for his ability to cover the grey.Lou , Brian and Joey will entertain in the Hard Rock Lounge at 9PM,featuring their new CD.The Hard Rock Cafe will feature a BBC burger developed by Emerald, Bobby Flay, and Janet Guinto.. BBC is donating proceeds to support The Linda Leigh Cancer Foundation in Ohio, indorsed by Dr Nemeh.. Media coverage will be posted to a new internet site developed by BriSue Productions.
Wilson Medics will be on standby 24 hrs a day...The Hard Rock doesn't want another Anna Nicole Smith incident. Johnny Bonner will patrol the air space over the Hard Rock. Wise Equine will patrol the parking lot for any sneaky Papparazzi.

2 comments:

krafty-ladies said...

LOL! How funny!!!

booty said...

Did you happen to be drinking while writing this....I can't imagine thinking this all up without a couple of Vodka tonics!
This was a good one!!!!